I really wish I hadn't said 'to be continued' in the last blog but there you go, I did. So in the true spirit of honesty I better let you know what happened with me and that girl I spoke about earlier. Not that ye care, but feck ye, ye're going to sit there and read this, and ye're going to care, if ye don't I'll track ye all down and I'll reduce the air-pressure of ye're cars by one psi, muha ha ha, this will lead to ye having to fill up will petrol and diesel more often and this will also have the added effect of melting the icebergs quicker and this in turn will lead to more tv programmes that show polar bears swimming farther and farther out to sea looking for food, which will lead to you feeling bad about yourselves and you wont be able to cheer yourselves up because you've just spent all your money on petrol. . . . . .um where was I. Ah yes, that blasted girl, turns out she's got a boyfriend. Well, that is to say, the last time a friend of mine met her she did have one. So back to square one for me in fact I'm nowhere near square one, square one is so far in the distance that bloody square has turned into a fecking dot. New game plan for me, just need to actually ask someone out. Plan A, I shall call it, the greatest plan ever laid. At least something will get laid.
