(Enter Nicholas, he lets out a manly roar): AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! I feel such a man, You see there are a number of things that help a man feel manly. (Enter large gentials reference here). These include things such as being able to top up the petrol or diesel in your car, to the exact amount without going over by even a single cent. Opening a particularly tough jar in just one go. Having a barmaid ask if "your having your usual?", Refitting a plug, changing a pipe and checking a fuse box. Ah yes;
Ecco Homo indeed - behold the man!........however this feeling of strenght should never be said aloud in the company of women since a simple 'tut' or sometimes even a glance can deflate you in seconds so the next time you feel confident and manly because of something you've done, for god sake keep it to yourself and enjoy it.
