A customer just asked me for a book that we have in the shop window, I step outside to take a look at which book, now I can only imagine the view from inside the shop to that customer, lets just say my feet ended up where my head should have been, completely up ended myself, limped back in to the shop, 'well its not on the ground, I had a good look there', customer did not laugh. not good. sore Nicholas, Nicholas bocht. Think I dislocated my face.
