You know that song by Shakira 'My Hips Don't Lie', wouldn't that just be plain awesome. There you are going out with Shakira and not only that, but also she can never lie to you. Picture it, "Shakira where were you last?", you ask and she replies with a deadly serious face, "I was with a few of my girlie friends, you know, chatting about hair and nails and hitting pillows off each other with only sexy underwear on"*. But her hips defy her, and they start shaking like crazy. "God damn it Shakira! you were with that dang Jose, the pool boy, again weren't you?". Ah yes, Shakira; the modern day Pinocchio! except it isn't 'noses' that get bigger by her shaking those hips..[insert penis reference here].
*this is what all ladies do as far as I know, when they are alone with other lady friends, it seemed like a logical example to use.
