Pride before a score

Womenfolk of the world, I am going out tonight - you have been warned.
disclaimer: Nicholas 'Mr. President' Barry is not responsible for any actions/feelings that may occur whilst you are in his company, he just has that effect. The Nicholas Effect.

Christmas time, mistletoe and glitter

Spent all day in the bookshop putting up Christmas decorations and while doing so discovered that he has superpowers; the power to attract any form of glitter, no matter how far away, directly to his face. For a while there I looked like that Edward fella from Twilight when he's in sunlight, except of course for the fa...ct that I look nothing like him, fair enough, I looked more like a disco ball, a grumpy disco ball.

People are idiots

If you tell someone that there are over 400 billion stars in our galaxy, they will believe you, but if you tell them that that window sill has just been painted, they just have to touch it and only then will they believe you...